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Did the HOA approve that C4?

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Denver news reports that authorities discovered illegal weapons, a kilo of heroin, and explosives – including the highly volatile C4 – in the home of a Denver actor and former strip club owner. To read the article, click here. 

As opposed to worrying about your neighbor’s meth lab melting the block down, now the concern is that your neighbor is packing high explosives. Further evidence that perhaps you don’t want to get to know your neighbors. Who knows what’s going on at that house on Halloween…

What ever happened to the days when the biggest complaint was that your neighbor’s lawn was growing out of control?  Of course, what you didn’t know was that he had buried bodies in the yard and they proved to be great fertilizers.

Lesson of the day – if your neighbor is bringing in large packages of a white substance, don’t assume it’s in preparation for the school bake sale. It could be heroin or C4.

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